sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
|—||Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)|
I would answer that fucking door so fucking fast that space time would bend around me just slightly
im still laughing at this
do you ever see or smell something and it just like takes you back to when you were a kid or something and you feel exactly like you did back then but you cant place the memory cause it only lasts for a split second
The face of woman who is considering shoving that microscope straight up Sherlock’s ass.